What in your opinion is the stupidest way to die?
Posted Oct 26, 2019, 2:54 AM UTC
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Heard a story once about two men and going out on a frozen lake to ice fish. They brought one of the guy's dog. They get to the lake and park their truck in the ice. The idiots were too lazy to drill holes in the ice to fish from, so instead they decided to use a stick of DYNAMITE.
They might the dynamite and throw it quite far. It's still on the lake, but the explosion can't reach them. The men go back to the truck and wait. Well the dog decides to go fetch the dynamite and bring it over to the truck. Needless to say, it explodes, and both men and the dog die.
This sounds mean but I have sympathy only for the poor doggo. Definitely a stupid way to go in my book. Not sure if the story is true of not, but regardless a really dumb move.
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using a hot air balloon and crashing into a power line
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Dying as a result of your own drunk driving.
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Eating a 2-week old unrefrigerated pie
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Dead, by intercourse
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Dying while taking a shit
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Dehydration from nonstop diarrhea
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Not what I meant but ok then
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Drowning in your own vomit
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Starvation while praising a socialist dictator.