My favorite Neewo quote.
Posted Oct 5, 2010, 10:14 PM UTC
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Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
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I think you accidentally the whole thing
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Probably, but I think it is a question about mathematical sailboat.
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Repost from 4chan.
Quality response right there. What's with this influx of /b/tards?
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4chan is the internet's haven of unoriginal thought for lonely shut-ins.
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That's a broad generalization, /b/ and the people who frequent it are really the only bad part of 4chan.
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Can anyone enlighten me on who Neewo is?
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original post thread includes links to replays, casts, TL threads and CheAse inspired poetry
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See this thread. The series of games was rather entertaining and worth watching.
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VODs?
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Skip the lobby stuff (there is quite a bit). There are 4 games.
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These guys kept saying shit that didn't make any sense. They started the match by saying they chose terran cause they thought terrran was OP (adlib). Then he says this when he loses. I hate jerkasses with no sense of excuse continuity.
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Neewo was the mentally handicapped friend who the other guy carried.
Fourpool's APM was like 130, Neewo's was like 20. Neewo also turtled (including a Planetary Fortress in his main) and teched to units he never made, while Fourpool was trying to play strong, but got straight up outplayed.
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The best part about the PF in the main is that he got a OB in his natural and had over 2k gas.
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What was Neewo's entire attack force? 3 banshees from 4 starports?
Even with low APM if he had just gone MMM (like everyone who ladders as terran) he would have been a lot more useful. I'm not saying they would have won, but it would have been a bit closer.
I'm still wondering if this was fake just to fuck with the internet.
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"carried" implies ultimate victory, which did not occur here. APM in this situation is irrelevant.
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"Carried" doesn't imply a goddamn thing. It means that the stronger player makes up for the weaker player, for the most part.
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I loved how the commentators politely asked CheAse to refrain from using anymore sorcery during the match. He reluctantly agreed.
The whole thing was so damn entertaining.
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i liked when he blamed his poor play on the blowjob that he probably wasn't getting.
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Cool! I can do that too: I play like shit and get no BJs.
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We should form a team!
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You should help eachother with BJs?
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Yeah, we will have a little dorm in Korea where we all sit around and get blown for 12-16 hours a day. We will have jerseys and everything.
I'm thinking we could name it
<sunglasses>TEAM LIQUID
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But Neewo was so heroic! Remember the Banelings!
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Drop it on the production! The barracks is almost dead!
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"And it ONLY took Neewo FOUR banelings to kill ONE marauder with 2hp."
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He spells favour the British way - this guy has class.
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I'm pretty sure they're all Canadian. That's how we spell it here.
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That's how we spell it here.
What, incorrectly?
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the thing i don't get is fourpool is legitimately a damn good player. He had APM>100 and I would estimate him at like 600 diamond. (he was using a friends account)
Why is he playing with such a crappy partner?
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Because you can't choose your friends, or, more accurately, you can't choose how good your friends are at starcraft.
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Because they're buddies at school and play 2s together.
I'm godawful at Starcraft and my friend's pretty good. I'm the (very) weak link in the team, but we still play together.
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He also had moments where he suicide attacked into defenses and had multiple workers idle. Looked like a gold-level player to me.
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Am i the only one who thinks this was a publicity stunt for team VVV -.-.
I agree but that would ruin the fun
Agreed.
He did give shoutouts to vVv gaming at least 2 times, maybe 3.
We gotta represent our sponsors, I've been giving vVv shoutouts as often as possible as well.
Trash talking like this definitely isn't outside the realm of possibility. I've had people tell me much more offensive things in a much less coherent manner.
It wasn't, I'm on the team and the whole thing kinda spiraled out of control, but hey, people love grudge matches.
Ohh well it seemed that way when i was watching it. Well it was an Entertaining series Nonetheless