So in the eternal quest of searching for a perfect mattress, I stumbled upon this. How the heck do you have sex on (in) this? And what happens if you perchance inhale a kernel up a nostril? Say goodbye to sleeping nekkid ever, I guess.
Posted Oct 8, 2010, 12:41 AM UTC
Was coming to say just that.... Such a bad idea.
Despite your probably valid arguments, that looks fucking awesome!
you could enclose all that in a thin layer of canvas and have a beanbag bed
Looks like a huge fleshlight to me..... just thinking....
Clearly you have never played in your grandpa's wagons! This looks AWESOME!
I'm sure insect infestation is never a problem.
mixing in some diatomaceous earth would solve that
I've always loved that name, "diatomaceous earth".
Yeah, it sounds like a scifi novel.
This would be awesome as a vibrating bed! Liquefaction!
Corn is probably not a good substitute for a bedding material. It tends to break down and do ugly things and attract those things that are even uglier... if you get my drift.
Um... 4/10 interesting concept!? I'd like to see it done with some sort of benign synthetic.
Ah, so you're saying it attracts fat chicks.
At least you won't go out hungry when your house catches fire. The popcorn will be popcorn, but the buttery smell will be your flesh!
hmm.
Put a sheet or two on it and you have the same concept as a waterbed.
Except, of course, the fact that it's corn.
That would be such a cockroach magnet.
Sex on this bed gives new meaning to the word "cornhole."