Can anyone help me identify the firearms these Wookietes are wielding?
Posted Oct 29, 2019, 12:46 AM UTC
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Those are fictional crossbow based starwars props. Not based on a real firearm.
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Are you sure?
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Is this satire? Do you actually think these are based on real guns? What are you hoping for?
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Just keeping with the theme of the sub; anything goes.
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did you know that han solo's gun is an old nazi pistol with some attachments? Or that the lmg for storm troopers was a MG34?
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It was a Mauser C96 Broom Handle. They had a number of them. Most were non-functional, but one actually could fire. That one was used in scenes where they needed a more pristine model, and it wouldn't get damaged.
And yes, I did.
The wookie crossbow though, isn't based on a real firearm. And these probably aren't even wookie blaster toys, these are probably some Nerf crossbow hunk of shit, that they rattle canned their desired colors.
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They look like Nerf Bowcasters with the string and "bow" part removed.
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When you’re getting busy and she says “pull my hair” so you grab a tuft of moustache
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This one had my coworkers in the next cubicles asking for a link I was laughing so hard.
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I can't answer your question but all I can say is that they have excellent trigger discipline.
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Ha, I saw that too... good to go girls
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I believe those are a derivative of the Arisaka.
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Arisaka A2
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Wait till you see the Arisaka SOPMOD
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It's always an Arisaka.
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Obviously these are Springfield 1903s
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Glawk fotty.
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Looks like a bunch of wookies got into a vat of sweet tart dust.
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They're wookie crossbow blasters but have been "peace bonded" by removal of the crucial bow mechanism.
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Chewbacca's weapon is called a bowcaster. It looks like of like a crossbow without a string. That's what their props are trying to imitate.
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Bow casters 😎 also, bullet based guns are a thing in starwars cannon, but apparently deemed far to dangerous, as the round can penetrate a hull..so we get laser guns as the standard in space
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I think those are Phasers.
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Glock 19
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Looks like these magpul bullpups that never happened on this side of the multiverse.
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I am strangely kinda turned on by this...
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You might be a closet furry then. Although I'm probably in the same boat.
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How do you delete something from your memory because this really bothers me for some reason
I second this
Vodka
I have found out that everclear works a tad better
Well it does clear everything.
The mouths do it for me.