[BLOPS] WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING? 2020/2021 Edition

Black Ops

Paris, France

Prélèvements forcés d'organes au Kosovo?

This question spread across all of France one month in 2020. The allegations combined with claims of ethnic cleansing shocking the people of France. A month into the ads being up France 24 began a piece into the reactions of the French people to these ads:

Amélie Allaire : “I’m here with Bartlett Godin local Parisian who was actually in the original NATO peacekeeping force all those years ago. Mr. Godin how would you explain these ads to the average citizen of France?”

BG : “Well firstly I fought beside these so called genociders and I firmly believe this is some crackpot scheme by either the Russians or Serbians to undermine our support for the country. If you ask me, and you are, we should be tearing down these ads and arresting whoever put them up.”

All across France discourse has been heavily split between the pro-Kosovo members of society who see this as an obvious ploy by Russia and/or Serbia and those who see this as proof that Kosovo is illegitimate. Further dividing people is that one month after the initial ads started appearing a mass wave of online support for Serbia was had in every major French website. With a mention of anything south of Austria and north of Greece the people find themselves constantly bombarded by support for Serbia and disgust of Kosovo.

As this disgust was rising a series of protests erupted in Paris and Strasbourg. Quickly put out by local police it was determined that the protests were rigged by Serbian consular officials in both Paris and Strasbourg. The way this was determined was a message sent around the office was left undeleted on several phones carried by protest leaders.

Reporting on this news the French media turned to so-called “Kosovo experts” pulled from a newly founded group called the Institut pour la politique des Balkans. This group has had experts appear in 30 of the 40 or so pieces done on Kosovo in the past month. As one expert was called into the newsroom a major piece broke where the groups HQ was raided after another expert had a change of heart and told local police everything.

Within hours all of France was covered in news of Russian and Serbian work to undermine French support for Kosovo.


Results

  • French support for Kosovo drops to an all-time low of 34%

  • France, and the whole world, knows of Serbian infiltration with help from Russia


אש בשמיים

Oil, so much oil. The black blood spilling across the hot desert and the smell of fire lifting into the heavens. The burning inferno engulfing the ancient land with the stench of modern war.

10 minutes earlier

“Launch the damn missiles already would you?” the older man spoke, “we’ve got a timeline before those zionist fools show themselves.” The younger man sighed, “We’ll get the missiles off when we get the missiles off. There’s no need to rush the jews don’t search this far out.” As the younger man went back to loading the launcher the steady beat of a helicopter began pounding the air. The world seemed to stop as the two men held their breath. The helicopter banked right and ease creeped back into the men. “I told you to hurry.” the old man said.

“Firing in 3..2..1”

A blast of fire and the metal tube of destruction was flying through the air as if Allah himself was guiding it.

Oil, bursting all round

The fire burning so hot

War, reaching us now

Why must we suffer like this

Suffer without needed peace 

An explosion shook the banks of the Jordan River and the precious lifeblood of the modern world sank into the sand never to be seen again.


Results

  • Israeli oil pipeline into Egypt and Jordan destroyed

  • No idea who it is that done it


Шпионы в России?

“A friendly game of cards?” the Russian spoke so clearly to me, “70,000 ruble miniumn.” “I’ll take your game.” I said back in nearly flawless Russian. The cards, old cards from the soviet stock I imagine, was passed out in a nearly flawless movement by the clever Russian. Vodka served by women in tight outfits and the smell of smoke perverting the room like Churchill’s bedroom.

“Alright, show your hands,” with a deep voice like that it’s not hard to imagine why the man sitting in front of me got so deep into the KGB and the FSB after the fall, “well Mr. Suit?” The game was afoot and the game was ever so in my favor. “Straight flush,” I said placing down the 5, 6, 7, 8 and 9 of clubs. “Haha very good there Mr. Suit. Seems you foreigners happen to get lucky.” He said defeatedly. “But not lucky enough, Royal Flush” As he laid down the cards the atmosphere seemed to thicken. Guns were pulled and gunfire rang out like the opening salvo of a battleship.

As I laid there, full of bullet holes but still alive, the Russian stepped over me picking through my pockets before bending down to speak to me. “You Frenchies always like to pretend to be the smooth type. Well today your smoothness ran out.”

A single shot rang out as the bullet slammed through the agents head.

Back in France the information about Russia’s attempts to sabotage the EU made it back.


Results

  • Russia knows France and the UK tried to gather intelligence

  • France and the UK have gathered intelligence about Russia’s attempt to sabotage the EU


لقد أخفق حزب البعث في خيبة أمله

“Saddam ruined Iraq, ruined your life, and ruined your children’s lives!” “Run from the supposed heroes of Iraq, run from those who would take your religion away, run away from the devil.”

“Kurds, why support a group that committed genocide agaisnt you? Does the Jew love the German? The Indian friends with the US government? Does the Armenian respect Turkey? NO! Free yourself and free your brothers.

All across Iraq anti-Baathist pieces sprang up everywhere Iraqi’s gathered. Within weeks of this campaign beginning support for the Baathist party fell 20% from where it was before.


Results

  • Support for the Baathist party falls drastically

  • The Iraqi Kurds especially reject Baathist policy

Posted Oct 29, 2019, 2:41 AM UTC

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iwo---Serbia•

Serbia has no comment on the allegations.

[M] Did we get caught before or after April 2020? I have to write an election for then.

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ThatOneEvelynOPItaly•

before

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iwo---Serbia•

Thanks

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killer_whale1984Israel•

Official Comment from Israel:

“We are confused as to the terrorists motives as they destroyed old oil pipelines that are no longer in use. No matter we will find and destroy whoever committed this act.”

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