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BreakDamageCap

Free Food at Chipotle

Joke

So my friend text me said he saw the post about going in Chipotle and grabbing a dead order on the counter. He walked in saw a bag with the promised time of 3 hours late, grabbed that bag then took out his phone and proceeded to one of the workers and pretended he's from Doordash and called out the name on the receipt stapled to the bag. The worker replied "Yeah". Afterwards, he just casually tabbed on this phone pretentiously and then walked out with the free food.
No fuck was given by the Chipotle employee or my thug life friendπŸ˜‚

Posted Oct 30, 2019, 9:52 PM UTC

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VerbalDashβ€’

Why all the extra steps to steal food? He literally could have just walked in and taken it without saying a word to anyone. Either way, I hope he gets food poisoning.πŸ˜‚

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DoubleRomansβ€’

Free botulism

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123ImNotaRobot123β€’

Luckily, Chipotle doesn't have cameras in the restaurants.

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BreakDamageCapOPβ€’

Doesn't matter really, nobody is going to pick up that order and is forgotten in the passage of time.

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somairotevoliβ€’

Nasty. He'll get his just desserts.

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Wasdstompβ€’

You mean squirts

1
BOtto2016β€’

Can’t spell chipotle without e coli.

1
BreakDamageCapOPβ€’

He got diarrhea after eating lmao

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ajrainyβ€’

Fooood poisoning!

1