Anon is suicidal
Posted Oct 31, 2019, 1:17 PM UTC
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Bottom post is all that Chad has to do to get laid
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Just be yourself bro
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having to get a haircut
"Just let it grow out, bro. The girls love messing around with it."
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Bottom comment is solid advice
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Shuddup leddit
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Fucking boomer at the bottom
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Go get some pussy
Its out of fucking stock where I live, and it takes 1 - 3 business years
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and than do all that for the next 40 years.
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I can't see the Orange Tip so I can't tell if its a BB gun or not. When Antifa started making radicalized claims that predictably went conveniently ignored by the Alphabet Agencies over social media claiming they were stock piling guns and practicing them on the ranges, /pol/ and /k/ did some research and it turned out a good 90% of all the guns owned by Antifa were BB guns spray painted black. The % of real guns they had with them were replicas they stole from their boomer grandparents like we're talking Carl Gustav M/45, F1 submachine gun, M3 Grease gun, M50/55 Reising, Madsen M-50 among other ancient fucking guns.
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Dying in combat for your people and God is the chad way to go.
ISIS are such chads.
So Jesus was the first Chad?
You should read Homer.
I wonder, how does one die “for god”, exactly? Do you just yell out the name of whoever your flavor of deity is? That seems popular to do
Just kill some heretics.
*Nikkas
Helium, fool. Carbon monoxide will make you suffer
neither will. at least that's what i remember from chemistry classes
I killed myself last week. Jumping off a bridge wasnt so bad
Helium will make you scream funny, so bonus points
A cop friend says when he finds them, the monoxide ones suffer greatly. It knocks them out and they do feel their insides burning but they cant move at that point.
Set up a Rube Goldberg machine that drops your corpse into an industrial meat grinder so you can be fed to various animals
Fentanyl enema is the real way to go
Whatever you say, dude...
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Yeah, he don't want to be an inconvenience just to spite others, but I doubt he cares about being it so much that he actively tries to avoid it. That seem more like the looking down at the floor while walking and taking up as little space as possibly virgin thing to do.
Carbon monoxide doesn't make u feel the asphyxia so u pass peacefully but if u do it wrong u might kill somebody else. Helium is the chad of suicide.
Lmao if was gonna do it I wouldn’t care about anyone and have a 100% guaranteed way. Like if you’re dead then you don’t care about inconveniencing others, reality ceases to be for you so even if you could care about other people, you can’t.
Rich way: shotgun or .50cal, point it in front of your forehead and blast your cerebral cortex (in the mouth can blow your face off if you flinch)
Poor way: walk 3 miles away from a train station so it has no time to slow down and is going 60-80km/hr, then run onto the track, do a standing lunge and lean forward so your brain instantly gets crushed and don’t get tossed up before death from lack of proper grounding