r/WTF•
solidox

Why are there so many ads for penis enlargements and virtually no ads for pussy retune?

Posted Oct 15, 2010, 5:58 PM UTC

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Dem0s•

Men are programmed that they need to be virile, strong and manly. Women are programmed to think their pussy is made of gold.

Any more questions?

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[deleted]•

mmmmmm. Pussy retuning. Now, where did I put my tuning fork?

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[deleted]•

i'd make some crack about enlarging my penis to the thought of you keeping your vajayjay in check, but then i thought better of it.

good thing i didn't make that joke though. it would've been AWKWARD.

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shaunc•

vajayjays in check

This assertion remains unproven until photographic evidence has been submitted.

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Tepoztecatl•

99% of all men think their penis is smaller than it should. 99% of women think their pussies are fine as they are. These are 100% official statistics that I invented just now to back my point.

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[deleted]•

TIL you can tune a pussy?

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[deleted]•

but you cant tune a fish

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