Failing no nut November

Posted Nov 5, 2019, 8:38 PM UTC

Posted Nov 5, 2019, 8:38 PM UTC
...and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
God dang it you commented it first
I’m reserving the spot for next time
try getting a funnel and gently inserting it into your anus. Get your slug box, and gently scoop the slugs up and into a cup. Add milk to said cup, and gently pour your slug milk into the funnel. The slugs should easily slide into your asshole along with the milk. If they manage to stick onto the side of the funnel, try and encourage them to slither down into the anus. Once your asshole is full of slugs, squat over a bowl and push. The slugs should plop out with ease, along with the milk. You now have ass slug cereal. Grab a spoon and dig in :)
The faq
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It was a repost
we all desire things that we don’t have don’t we?
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Bruh i hate it when my face turns bright red and my eyes glow as i scream in awe
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And other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
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