[M4F] [First Debut] The Legend of Annie Hughes: Part Time Gym Bunny, Part Time Physics Defying Buttslut
“I’m telling you, name any other person who rides a stationary bike bent over like that with her ass 5 inches off the seat. And what about the nipples, huh? You’re telling me that she sincerely forgot to wear a sports bra on the same day she paired a neon thong with white leggings? She’s obviously just an attention seeking slut!” Callie Vannata, the resident yoga and Pilates instructor, ranted as she pulled her auburn curls into a ponytail inside the break room. None of her colleagues with her said a word because while Callie’s ramblings were legitimate, they suspected that her rant partially stemmed from jealousy that she’d been unofficially demoted from 1st to 2nd on the ‘Most Fuckable Ass’ tier list amongst the employees, courtesy of said ‘attention seeking slut’.
Everyone at Maxwell’s Fitness Center knew the target of Callie’s complaints: the busty shortstack who paraded around in too tight bottoms and crop tops from 7pm to 9pm every Monday, Wednesday, Thursday and Sunday. And although Maxwell’s clients silently appreciated and memorized her perfectly shaped cheeks from the sidelines, its employees (especially the male ones) discussed her on a routinely, almost obsessive, basis amongst themselves every week. 4 months since her first appearance her name was practically synonymous with ass. At this point if one said hip hip, the other said hooray. Peanut butter? Jelly. Perfect slim thicc cheeks begging for a cock or face wedged in between? Annie goddamn Hughes.
“Maybe she’s just a bit ditzy.” The lithe bright-eyed curly-haired boy by the name of Jimmy suggested with a shrug. As Maxwell’s newest and youngest member brought on to assist Callie given his collegiate gymnast background, his opinion pulled the lowest weight out of everyone’s regarding anything work related. But as a member of the Church of Annie’s Buttocks? All voices were equal. Admittedly, he’d never actually seen said goddess’ buttocks as he worked mornings and afternoons, assisting Callie’s afternoon group yoga sessions but leaving work before her evening ones.
Callie rolled her eyes with a sigh one used before explaining that ‘shampooing her hair’ wasn’t the real reason why a woman couldn’t make a date. “Honey, no one’s that ditzy.” Taylor, one of Maxwell’s lifeguards and coincidentally the one to indoctrinate Jimmy into the Maxwell’s unique religion through pictures taken scrumptiously on his iPhone, muffled a snigger with the back of his fist. The flexible redhead glared disapprovingly at him before she tossed her plastic water cup into the trash and left in a huff.
Before she’d even slipped out of sight, Taylor fluidly slid into her former seat as 7 wallets were swiftly pulled out. “Everyone’s agreed on 5 being the ante?” The bald man glanced at the other 6 employees, receiving nods from each. “Alright, what do we think it’s going to be this time around?”
Within two minutes, there were 3 bids for black and 1 each for navy blue, grey and white. As Taylor neatly arranged the stack of bills, he noticed Jose walking down the hallway. Sticking his head out the door, Taylor called out, “Ay, Jose. ¿Qué color de pantalones de yoga crees que usará esta noche?”
The strong and portly bodybuilder turned, then stroked the thick mustache underneath his nose. “Blanco. Dios mío, solo quiero ...” He walked over, handing over a Lincoln before continuing down the hall with a kiss blown over his shoulder.
Taylor chucked lecherously before returning to the table where Haruka, the pixie haired swimming instructor, had finally decided. “Tie-dye. Specifically the pair that’s a mix between purple, baby blue and white. You know, the one that looks like galaxies painted all over the legs?” As Taylor and Haruka bickered over whether or not such a specific choice warranted Haruka getting better odds, Jimmy recalled what Haruka’s had exclaimed the day she saw Annie in booty shorts. Her words verbatim were: the only way shorts could be wedged in that deeply would be if her ass had a part time job as a black hole.
If only they knew.
“-You know all the poses and can do most of them as well as I can. God my throat’s fucking killing me.” Callie muttered hoarsely before she hacked out a globs of phlegm into a tissue before addressing her assistant in a pleading voice, “Jimmmmmmmmmmmmy, don’t be such a stick in the mud, please? Mr. Krabs is going to chew us both out if anyone asks for a partial refund because I missed a day. Look, I’m even sending you a PDF of today’s workout; just follow it if you can’t remember what to do. It’s barely any different from when you and I are there together.”
An hour after that conversation, Jimmy found himself setting up the multipurpose room alone. Basic stretching techniques, then we start with chair, warrior, downward dog and tree. Easy He thought to himself while laying out a stack of yoga mats. Afterwards, he meditated to soothe his nerves while waiting for his pupils to arrive. And though he wasn’t sure what his pupils would do upon seeing just him in the room, he absolutely didn’t expect his pupils to dilate the way they did when she arrived.
It was just her reflection in the floor to ceiling mirror behind her, but he was still dumbstruck by the perfect blend of bubbliness, roundness and just the right amount of thickness sheathed in black cotton before him. His eyes traced her curves a handful of times before inadvertently flickering back to her face, only to catch her smiling at him with a gentle nibble of the bottom lip, a coy smile tugging the corners of her mouth.
Immensely grateful that he’d chosen today to wear a heavy pair of sweats that still barely offset the erection in his pants, Jimmy immediately dropped down into a butterfly stretch. Praying to God that the buxom babe wouldn’t report him for sexual harassment, Jimmy hurriedly greeted and apologized to everyone in regards to Callie’s absence from the floor. Keeping his eyes focused on anyone besides Annie, Jimmy began the lesson’s stretching portion despite the feeling that her gaze remained fixated on him.
And then… the lesson progressed and ended without incident. As the lesson’s attendants slowly filed out, sweaty but satisfied, Jimmy busied himself by putting away the yoga mats inside the storage area.
Except the she-devil herself remained lying on her back atop the last one. And instead of getting up, she raised a hand into the air, “Hey mister, do you mind helping me stretch out these ole’ legs of mine?” She called out, lifting a foot off the ground to make her point.
He had no reason to decline such a request. As Jimmy knelt down beside her and gingerly placed a hand behind Annie’s leg, just above the knee before he gradually pushed her leg into position, he desperately tryied to not think about how if he allowed his hand to slide down, he’d be cupping a supple cheek that undoubtedly conform to his fingers. But… you can’t think about ‘not XXX’ without thinking ‘XXX’, and so ‘XXX’ was all that raced through his mind as he failed to recognize how she effortlessly folded into a right angle. Completely missing that she didn’t even need his help to begin with, Jimmy kept his eyes fixated on the rhinestone bellybutton piercing as she lazily stretched her hands overhead with a luxurious sigh.
“Hey, can I get your opinion on something?” The blonde rolled onto her front, then propped herself up onto her knees and elbows. “What do you think?”
Face redder than a ripe tomato, Jimmy’s gaze returned from their momentary detour back toward Annie’s twinkling meadow green eyes. “Um, think of what?”
“Of this, duh?” She sighed with rolled eyes as she slowly and exaggeratedly swayed the cotton encapsulated peach back and forth, the fabric so thin it arguably could’ve been a layer of paint. And if it wasn’t paint, there was no doubt that the slightest amount of force could easily tear a gaping hole in the leggings and expose the heavenly peach entirely. “It’s not too big, is it?”
“Um, I’m not sure if that’s-“ The young man started, only to be interrupted by snapping fingers.
“Of course!” Slap! “That’s why you can’t decide! Just give me this and…” Pulling her hand off her forehead, Annie grasped one of Jimmy’s and planted it directly atop her left cheek. Thwack! “There we go! I know the cotton’s a bit thick, but you should have a good feel now, right? Here, take a good look too!” Reaching back with both hands, the perky vixen tugged her buttocks apart so to properly introduce the young man to the canyon that undoubtedly led to her still concealed winking star, Haruka’s fabled black hole and Maxwell’s greatest urban legend . Holding the soft, bubbly cheeks for as long as she could before she let them slowly slip out of her grip, Annie allowed her backside to bounce back into its starting position, each successive and smaller clap hypnotizing the slack-jawed young man further.
“You know, my ex always complained about how long it took me to slip into jeans or leather pants. And he what hated most of all was this-“ Sitting up with her legs folded underneath, Annie swiveled around and pushed the stunned gymnast into a sitting position before lightly plopping down her bubbly, luscious cheeks into his lap, grinding against him in methodical circles. “Annie, your butt’s too heavy. Annie, your butt’s too big to hold in my hands. Annie, your butt’s crushing my dick. Annie, I’m too tired to fuck your ass a fifth time.” Her needy and playful voice whined as she dragged her buttocks up and down Jimmy’s groin until she’d managed to precariously pin down his erection in between them and against his thigh. She lookied back at him with fluttering eyelashes and a faux-innocent smile, luscious lips glistening with gloss.
“♥ But I think it’s just the right size, don’t you agree? ♥”
A tribute dedicated to all the eager buttslut writers I’ve admired. Thanks for the inspiration!
My vision: No centralized story while we cover the hijinks of a more than eager buttslut that’d just found her most recent boytoy(s).
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Posted Nov 6, 2019, 2:03 AM UTC