Just been told my porn name is 'Snowball Philpott'.
Posted Nov 9, 2019, 10:36 AM UTC
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Mine is Honey Harbour, would suit a 70s Bond girl.
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Could be worse. Mine sounds like some dodgy 70s TV presenter.
Regards,
Bootsie Kingsland
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I'll happily swap. 'Bootsie' is cool.
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Mine is the totally appropriate Penny Hawes.
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Fabulous!
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Tiddles Collins
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Buster Martin reporting for booty.
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I shan't ask if you are standing to attention.
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Nobody ever asks, it just..... Happens
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Sounds like Benedict Cumberbatch's best mate.
Bendydick Cuminhersnatch.
Well that's my breakfast ruined.