The graffiti at Pompeii was oddly specific (“Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.”); what oddly specific graffiti would you leave somewhere to be discovered 2000 years in the future?

"This town will be destroyed by a volcano. The archaeologist who is reading this is being cheated on right now."

If I'm successful tonight, the Germans will have never started the third world war.

“May you forever have a pebble in your shoe, you ungrateful pig of a human! Love, son”

Yo Joe if you dare not turn up tomorrow I will fill your shoes with peanut butter while you sleep.

Jeffrey Edward Epstein did not kill himself on the tenth day of August in the year two thousand nineteen.

"Math guys were wrong! There IS a simple, elegant solution to X^(3) + Y^(3) = Z^(3)! It relies on the facts that..." [and the rest is unintelligible].

We’re really sorry for the state of things we all saw climate change coming but cars and Amazon are cool so

Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is still buggering you. Salvius wrote this

"There is a big difference IN peeing in the pool, and peeing INTO the pool"

Trevor, you still owe me 200 bucks. Don't you dare forget it!

I don’t know exactly what but something really specific an paranoid

Hey 4019 how are ur memes

Fuck NCR

Nat has herpes

I screwed the barmaid

Epstein was murdered to protect perverts in high places.