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Cyclick

REDDIT!!! My sister-in-law is having a baby RIGHT NOW!!!!

Bored in the waiting room, so I figured that I would submit this. My brother and his wife are having their first kid as I type this. I'm gonna be an uncle! Think happy and safe thoughts everyone! And wish me luck, because this will definitely be the freshest baby I've ever seen. Gross.

Posted Oct 28, 2010, 9:51 PM UTC

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[deleted]•

I don't think any baby comes out fresh. Sometimes the woman even involuntarily defecates.

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CyclickOP•

It was a C-section, so the baby wash as gross as I anticipated.

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[deleted]•

Well better her than you, that shit probably would HURT, and you don't even have the right hole.

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CyclickOP•

Uhhhhh, yea. Ok. Thanks?

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Dax420•

Has the murderous screaming started yet? Labor is terrifying.

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CyclickOP•

She was soooo quiet for the first day, at least when I saw her. Really, really chill baby :)

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kelou4•

Go in so you can watch her poop herself.

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CyclickOP•

wtf?

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kelou4•

Women shit themselves when they give birth, more often than not.

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