Some days you just need the God Juice
Posted Nov 19, 2019, 12:53 PM UTC
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Theater kid here. Can confirm the crazy.
We went to the penny candy store (man I'm old) and bought all of the candy, threw it in our Mountain Dew/Surge/Volt and let it sit, then drank it down.
We made red bull before there was red bull.
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What's it like talking to electrons?
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I took drama classes in high school. Theater kids are on a whole other level
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You know that sugar giving you energy is a myth right?
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What if it was the placebo effect?
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Then it was the placebo effect and not the sugar
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Up hill, both ways.
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Ok hear me out. Coffee, right? Like you brew coffee. Then wait for it to cool down and put the coffee in the back to brew ultra coffee!
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God just speaks right through you, doesn’t he?
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So you like the idea!
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Coffee²
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Did they use 5-hour Energy as cream?
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Lube
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Have you tried cocaine?
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what goes up must come down. After that you will crash hard.
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That made them act like socially inept cringe lords and stop showering?
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What theater kids do you know who didn't shower? Those fuckers were the best groomed kids in my entire school
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I bunked with one of these kids on a class trip years ago and she legit showered twice a day
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Ok Boomer
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It's called god juice because that's who you'll meet after drinking it.
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