Liquid_Is_A_PaperI want a one-way ticket to the necktie party•

A few medical professionals have asked me why I've cut and woo BOY I feel like I need to slam 3 shots before I even TRY to unpack that question

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standingbytheriver•

I’d probably need a cigarette after saying a single sentence

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mhthrowaway7382•

How about alternating shots and cigarettes for each sentence?

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standingbytheriver•

now you’re talkin

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notmaika17fucking fuck•

can I have the template?

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TracksuitSlavOP•
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notmaika17fucking fuck•

thanks

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dick-doctor-69(save me)•

oh how the tables have turned...

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drowniings•

i’ll never forget my poor pediatrician’s face when i finally tried to explain how much i hate myself

i swear i could sEE him thinking “i didn’t sign up for this”

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