Get your fat ass out of the handicapped scooter and walk through the damned store!!

Jeez!!! I swear these lazy mouthbreathing idiots just drive me nuts! A one legged guy walks into the store looking for a scooter so he can shop but can't find one. You know WHY he can't find one?? Because some motherfucker with 16 chins has taken the last one. That's bullshit!! Get your fat fucking ass up and WALK. Push a cart around. What the hell is wrong with people?

EDIT - WOW!! There's entirely too much sympathy on reddit for people who don't deserve it.