Hey reddit, what is the worst snack choice you have ever made?

Inspired by these two posts, which had me rollling around on my bed of chex crumbs:

essecks: I once tried to make "nachos" with salsa dip, cheese, a microwave and lettuce. Sad part - I was sober at the time.

esler: My roomate once tried to make PB and R...that's peanut butter and rice