Twas going to Reddit, and I clicked the front page. Then Upvote, and downvote, and laughed at a rage.

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See bottom of poem for my comment on this thread.

Twas Reddit I was reading, and I read it throughout.

The Front page I clicked on, I clicked with my mouse.

Colberts photo upvoted, one here and one there. Until 3 hit front page, but no body would care.

The volume is high, we should be in our beds.

It's 3am on a Wed. but fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu's instead.

Many on r/Athiest, some in r/comics to laugh.

While many and many choose r/nsfw to fap.

When all of a sudden, a new post gathers chatter

And Redditors gather, to pun and to batter.

To get an upvote, I post a pun best.

be funny, or clever, or be kind of an ass.

We upvote and downvote, to decide the amount.

Of karma to give, this novelty 'count. (account)

When what to my wondering eyes should appear

But a topic 'What's Hot', with a title severe.

SO I click on this title, mouse smooth and so quick.

but In a few moments, the meme- fuck you, bitch.

More rapid than eagles, his upvotes they came

rage comics and comics he posted by name.

"On FFUUU, on Problem?, On GTFO.

On Forever Alove, & the one pissed.. with the mouth.

To the top of the page, and to hopes they wont fall

Now, up vote, and up vote, and up vote them all!"

He spoke not a word but went straight to his work

He almost got caught, but then started to smirk.

And laying a finger, to Tab and Ctrl.

He gave them a push, oh the tabs did he scroll.

He sprang to his post, and to his fans gave an EDIT

To try and explain, and combat his discredit.

But I heard him exclaim, to Front page while he lead it

You know that the last word is probably Reddit.

Alt ending:

But I heard him exclaim, with meme Sad-keanu

it might suck but it took time, so I would love like 10 karma.

EDIT(kindof)

Ther are prob. a lot of grammar and spelling errors, sorry. I freestyled it and don't really have time to edit at the moment. It's a little rough; however, if anyone likes it I'll try doing other versions and use better vocab next time.