interested in Colbert show (live) and glass of wine tonight?

I'm new to NYC, and my buddy just now had to cancel b/c of work. Was wondering if there is a smart, witty, cute nyc female who wants to see Colbert tonight? I have 2 tickets to the Colbert show tonight, you'd just have to get to the studio at 54th and 10th by 5:30pm. Maybe a glass of wine after?

Me: 28 y/o swedish-american male