Today Al-Qaeda has announced to "kill all Christians," a message I thought was clear a while ago...

My co-worker told me this from across the room in our very humble workspace. I retorted with "sometimes I wonder what the world would be like without religion," to which a very conservative female jumped from her desk and loud words came out the the effect of "OMFG IT WOULD BE CHAOS ANARCHY PEOPLE ARE INHERENTLY EVIL BLAH BLAH BLAH." Co-worker #1 then stated that this Al-Qaeda proclamation was given after they bombed a catholic church, killing 50 people inside. I retorted with "so how is that any different from anarchy?" They STFU. This may have possibly made my day (I am but a simple man).