A Funny Post-Election Text Message from the Toilet

Hey, Reddit. I just got the text message below from one of my buds. It gave me just the laugh I needed to help ease the pain of yesterday's elections:

"Seriously. The guy in the next stall just got up and left without washing his hands. Think he was a Dem or Repub? He could be Repub because he thinks his shit doesn't stink, or a Dem because he usually can't afford soap and didn't realize it's free here."