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sjhwang

Ever wonder how the current generation of Chinese natives respond to trolls?

I've discovered some years ago that I am 100% bilingual and can alternate between North American and Chinese social standards at will. I can communicate with Chinese youth flawlessly and understand all the current slang, memes, and public opinions.

Yes, this will help me with my career later on in life. And yes, I've made thousands of dollars from writing entrance papers and essays and book reports and research projects for lazy, rich, down-right unappreciative pieces of social scum. (I'm talking about international students. But hey, if you ARE one and can comprehend my post, you're probably an anomaly. Congratulations.) But it gets boring. So consequently, I was bored.

I asked some of my friends what I should do with this talent. One of them suggested that the Chinese search Mogul, Baidu, has a facebook-like section that is prone to fake photos, cam-whores and the like. Being the oldfag that I am, I immediately began formulating plots to troll the living shit out of these guys. The website is fresh, uncontaminated, heavily regulated (with some exploits), and a cesspool for angle-shots, ugly ass hipsters, and fags-that-has-an-unlit-cigarette-in-his-mouth, etc.

Edit: Yes I made a reddit account, just for this.

How would the rest of you go about cross-continental trolling?

Posted Nov 3, 2010, 5:26 PM UTC · edited

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