Koala seeks prostitute.
So there is this Koala, he decides he wants to get himself a prostitute. He goes to the local brothel and proceeds to pick himself out a lady of the night. This koala is unique and gestures to the lady that he just wants to go down on her. She doesn't get this request very often and gladly agrees.
The koala continues until he gets done doing his thing and proceeds to get dressed. He's putting on his koala socks, and his koala underwear. The tute says "Thanks a lot, I don't usually get that, pay whenever you like Koala". He pays no attention and continues putting on his koala shirt and koala pants. She kindly reminds him once more about payment, but he pays no mind and puts on his koala coat and heads toward the door.
The prostitute stops him and says "Koala, I'm a prostitute, you have to pay me". He looks at her confused, and she rushes to the book shelf, grabs a dictionary flips the pages then hands it to the koala to make him understand. He reads "Prostitute: One who receives or performs sexual favors for money". The koala, looks at her blankly, grabs the dictionary from her scans through and then hands it back to her as he heads for the door.
As the koala walks out of the room, the prostitute reads "Koala: small, furry marsupial that eats bushes and leaves."
Posted Nov 3, 2010, 5:54 PM UTC