IAMA walking contradiction. IAMA gay, black, conservative, handicapped, weed smoking lawyer AMA!

I'm a hippie Republican. I'm a vegan hunter. I'm an all state football player who was also in show choir. I have a chronic knee injury but have campaigned against the ADA, I love the cock but am against repealing don't ask don't tell, I smoke chronic but don't want to see it legalized. I'm 6'3'' 250lbs, black, but only have a 6'' penis. There's so much about me that doesn't make sense at first glance, ask away, brothers.