1,380 - NaNoWriMo - Day 3

Got a lot of sentences down about masturbating in the bushes outside of an actress' mansion and now I'm feeling oh so proud of my writing. Creepy stalker kid? Check! Dog fecal matter? Double Check! ('cause I have it twice in the same paragraph). Where am I going with this? (is this me working out my own issues via my character?) PERHAPS!~