Dear Republicans and Tea Partiers (same thing), Thanks for re-electing Obama in 2012!

Let's all face the truth. The Republicans and Tea Party candidates who won last night have no definitive stance. Saying things like, "We're gonna take R country back!" is not a campaign platform.

Their entire campaign platform can be summed up in a sentence: We are gonna cut taxes, cut spending, and take on big government corruption!

Could any of these candidates care to elaborate on what spending they would cut, or what big government corruption they plan on tackling? No. In fact, many have been asked those questions only to beat around the bush.

So when these next two years of clusterfuck are up, and you (Republicans) probably choose a Palin/Romney ticket, have fun getting your ass handed to you just like the last time.

EDIT: Here are some of that beating around the bush:

Fiorina on FNC

Boehner on Meet the Press

Boehner on FNC about paying for the Bush Tax Cuts

Mitch McConnell on the Bush Tax Cuts

Rachel Maddow Slap Chops the GOP's Tax Cut Stroke-a-thon