A message to Taco Bell....

Listen here and listen carefully. There is a delicate balance of taco bell sauce greatness that keeps my life in check and I've been seeing things get out of hand lately.

1. Stop passing that fucking verde sauce off as being on the same caliber as mild/hot/fire sauce. That shit is disgusting.

2. Stop advertising your nasty new sauces on the doors. You are only embarassing yourselves.

3. Dont put baha sauce on my crispy potato taco ever again.

You have been warned