/r/conspiracy, I used to believe in a few conspiracies before I took a more rational approach to the 'evidence'. For some reason though, I feel compelled ask you all to do something for me...

Show me everything you can to convince me there's an Illuminati. I want to see pictures, physical evidence, credible accounts... more than a simple "x once had a meeting with y in the town of B, where w once lived... therefore wxy..." bullshit.

Why? I don't know. Call it curiosity, call it boredom.