Reddit, I want to hear your opinions/experiences with Joose and 4Loko.

I'm currently sipping on a Rasberry Lemonade flavored Joose getting ready for a night that surely I won't remember. The press have dubbed these drinks "blackout in a can" or "liquid crack." Personally I think they take a top slot when considering modern innovations. I want to hear your stories or experiences with these drinks. For info please refer to this.