After swim practice I received a vending machine special...

I was starving after a long workout at swim practice, so I grabbed a pepsi and cinnamon raisin swirl cinnabon from the vending machine. My ride arrived to pick me up so I hopped in the car and began eating. I was eagerly unwrapping the cinnabon to scarf it down. I took one big chomp and thought to myself, "When did they add cream cheese?" Now I do not like cream cheese, and I had plenty of these cinnabons before so I knew how they tasted. I was so hungry I disregarded the curiosity of this new ingredient. I took several huge bites and swallowed, it was tasting too strange to continue eating. Half way through the cinnabon I noticed something as I went in for another bite, this strange green substance on the side of the cinnabon stopped me. I turned it over and there it was, a colony of green mold clinging to the bottom of the cinnabon. Then I knew the special new ingredient was not cream cheese.