[H]A crate of mysterious goods! [W]Something else!

I've obtained a crate! What could be inside?! A hat? TWO HATS?! ONE HUNDRED HATS?!?!?! Probably not one hundred hats.

Anyway, I still don't have a damn crit-a-cola, or any of the polycount items except the crocodile shield. I'm not picky, I'll take whatever.