If you could say one uncensored thing to a college community, what would it be?

I'm a signer for a publication at my tiny liberal arts school. We only have one rule: we publish EVERYTHING that is submitted to us, as long as it isn't completely libelous or anonymous. So here's your chance!

This isn't anonymous because technically it's being submitted under my name. So, what do you want a college community to hear?

Keep in mind: not libelous. This means... nothing just downright offensive and/or untrue. And I'd really appreciate it if the comments weren't racist or sexist or anything just for laughs.

I'll take a picture once it gets published to update everyone!

For the sake of length, I'll probably keep it to only the ten top comments when sorted by best.

EDIT 12/6/10: Here it is! I have no idea if anyone is actually going to see this, but here. If you have any questions about it feel free to ask. I'd go into why it's called "Section: Rainbows" or why the formatting probably doesn't look very good or anything, but like I said, I don't think anyone's going to even see this. But if you do, let me know and I'll type it all out.