Tifu by accidentally booking wrong flight

This just happened a hour ago. So i live a few states away from my family and friends, i moved away to the midwest years ago with my then gf. Well me and my gf broke up a few months ago and i planned on being by myself for the holidays. (i couldnt afford to fly home) My friend called me monday morning asking if i was flying home i told him i couldnt for for that reason and he offered to pay half. He knows how hard i took the recent break up and didnt want me to be alone. So i immediately jumped to book my flight, and this is where the fuck up happens. Today at 545 am was supposed to be my return flight home. So when i get to the airport , its there when i realized that i accidentally booked my return flight for yesterday. Theres nothing they can do since i book through a 3rd party(cheaptickets) Now theres a storm coming and i have no idea how im gonna get back home because i clearly cant afford 600$ a one way flight. To add matters worse, If i dont make it to work tomorrow ill be fired. Now im back at my moms house completely fucked without a flight, soon to be unemployed and come christmas, without an apartment. But hey, atleast i didnt spend thanksgiving alone:(

TL;DR. got excited to be with my family, booked wrong return flight. Stranded with noway home and am now about to be jobless and homeless