Almost got shot by my dad for smoking pot

So I’m at home with my girlfriend right? We just had some much needed “alone time,” after which she fell asleep.

I was very pent up from the “alone time” and could not sleep. So I said fuck it I’ll go burn one. So I open the door, but don’t shut it all the way so I don’t make too much noise and I go out to my car and grab my half of a backwoods.

I light that shit up on the porch. Damn it hit the spot. Once I’m about finished, I hear my dad coming down the steps to go to the bathroom. He walks right past the front door (thank god)

So I finish that shit. Then on his way back upstairs he stops and locks the door because he saw it was left partly open. Doesn’t see me, and goes back upstairs.

I was relieved until my stoned Ass realized what had just happened. He locked me out!!!

So I go around to my trusty loose window above the stairs, step on the gas meter, and push the window in. It makes a loud crash as it hits the stairs, and I start shimmying my way in. I suddenly hear my dad come, and I look up at his laser sight on his .45, he starts screaming for me to stop. I scream back to him that it was just me, which he blew a sigh of relief and started screaming about how I should have just knocked.

I think he smelled the weed on me but was more concerned about my breaking the window. At least he didn’t shoot me lol