Azorius edicts

Boros : If we have to say this once you haven’t learned , you are not REPEAT not allowed to handle evidence

Dimir : We can’t prove you did it , but we can’t not prove you didn’t do it

Golgari : For Azor’s sake if we catch you trying to assassinate our people for fertilizer we will give you life in Udzec

Gruul : We won’t come in the Rubblebelt if you stop trying to expand, especially when you’re shouting your Razeboar none sense

Izzet :For the love of Azor STOP BLOWING UP YOUR LABS IN RESIDENTIAL AREAS

Orzhov : No Kingpin is not a legal job title and breaking kneecaps for gold is illegal

Rakdos : No you may not have a murder party for three blocks

Selesnya : you get a pass

Simic : If we have to tell you not to give a shark lizard camouflage and hypnotic patterns one more time we’re cooking that sharktocrab