Breaking: Triggered Democrat coven of witches vows to raise Lincoln from the dead and give him DNC nomination to defeat Trump
Trump's done it again. The left is triggered by his comment that he's the most popular Republican in history, including ol' Honest Abe Lincoln.
Unfortunately, their own polling has lent yet more credence to Trump's claim.
Now, a coven of witches have vowed that they are going to summon Lincoln from the dead and run him as the DNC's candidate for President in 2020. They figure he'll breathe some new life into the Democrat party.
When asked how they would convince the resurrected Lincoln to switch away from the GOP, the coven mistress said that they would feed him "all the brains he could eat." She added that consuming the brains of their followers is nothing new, and that they've gotten quite good at it over the years.
So what do you think? Will this latest move give the Democrats a chance in 2020? Will Zombie-Lincoln be able to defeat Trump in his bid for re-election?
Posted Dec 1, 2019, 1:41 PM UTC