Hey redditors, what are your first names?
just wondering how popular some first names are around here
Posted Nov 13, 2010, 4:09 AM UTC
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Srdjan. My parents love consonants. It is pronounced like "surgeon"
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Buy a vowel for $100?
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My name is Chris and I'm an alc... Redditor.
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My name is...
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[deleted]
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My name is...
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who?!
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Chicka chicka Slim Shady.
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What?!
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shake zula, the mic rula, the old-schoola; you wanna trip? I'll bring it to ya.
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Mint Berry Crunch
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I see what's going on here; first you ask what's my first name and I give it to you and a few weeks later you ask what's my last name and I give that to you as well not seeing the connection and then you have my full name and you steal my identity. Not today you scoundrel!
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You probably have a really common name anyways. No doubt at all.
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Rachel
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I definitely wasn't expecting my name to be here so quickly. Woo, Rachels!
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Representin'.
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It's just your echo.
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Our name is Hebrew for ewe or lamb of God. I've always felt a disconnect with it. Curious, how do you other Rachels feel about it?
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Actually, the meaning of my name caused some playground torture in elementary school. I went to a Christian school, so one day we looked up the meaning of anyone whose name was biblical. So once it was announced to a classroom full of first-grade kids that my name meant, "ewe," pronounced "ew," like "yuck," that was pretty much all I heard for a bit. "Rachel! Eeeeeewwwwwwwww!"
So. I kind of hated my name, a little. I don't really care one way or another now.
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A girl! Internet creepers assemble!!
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Downvote this man, so when the girls think we are okay, we strike.
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Why? I don't get it.
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Hi, my name is Christian
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Hi Christian....crap, wrong meeting.
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Hi Christian, I'm Vicki!
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You can't spell Vicki without icky! Sorry.
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Dan
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♪ ♫ ♬ O S C A R ♪ ♫ ♬
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...barada nikto...
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Clatto Verata N... Necktie... Neckturn... Nickel... It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word! Clatto... Verata... N-[coughs] [pause] Okay... that's it!
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I declare this the most underappreciated post in this thread.
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I second this.
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I will never tell.
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I feel like every time I've attempted this as a user name, you've beaten me to it.
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Balz
and I fucking hate my parents for it.
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Do you have a brother who's a doctor and named Jan?
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Spartacus.
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Andrew
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Hello Andrew, I am Andrew... too..
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Yeah. My name has essentially been replaced with AJ though. Too many people named Andrew growing up.
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Weird, I'm one of the minority of Andrew's here in my town.
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Sup guys. I'm Andrew.
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My first name is derived from Andrew: Antti (finnish). High five.
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Geoffrey
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there are dozens of us! dozens!!
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My little brother is a Geoffrey too. Named after Geoffrey Chaucer.
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So was I. Two English teachers for parents'll do that to ya.
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Peng
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Howie
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David Davidson
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David here
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if you are black I might know you
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Calvert
edit: wtf how did this get so many upvotes? I've never in my life met another Calvert. Where were you when I was getting beaten up in middle school for having a pussy name? IF ALL 9 OF US HAD STOOD TOGETHER, NONE OF THE BADNESS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED!!!!
My son is also named Bort.
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Were you talking to me?
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