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finroller

Magic

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Posted Dec 4, 2019, 4:02 PM UTC

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simulatory•

cringe

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[deleted]•

At least it's new troll material, and not just the first result from doing a Google Image search for "meat".

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finrollerOP•

Dude, I am not trolling. I am a long-time vegan and I'm also into occult stuff. How else would I even know about the exact wording?!

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6480kantiantivegan troll•

Sorry mate, I have no clue. You might have better luck looking for vegetarians/vegans on magic-geared subreddits than magic-users on vegan subreddits.

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finrollerOP•

Yeah, but then they get up on arms about intrusive vegans and probably freedom of religion crap. But yeah, I guess I could like shimmy that into an allergy thing or something.
"I need to summon Albathzar to get rid of my allergy to black cock blood!" ;)

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[deleted]•

I think you're gonna have bigger problems buddy. According to the text, you need " Blood of a Black Cock which never trode hen", in other words a virgin male chicken. And of course you have write it on virgin parchment, the skin of a virgin sheep. Good luck.

edit: took me all of 10 seconds to find that info.

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finrollerOP•

Because I gave you the best damn keyword for it! =) It's not hard to find the lesser key of the Solomon, after you know about Solomon. It's learning about such magics that takes some work. Or a lot of podcasts in my case.

I though virgin parchment meant like a clean paper. Damned.
It might be a silly issue in the context of fat white neckbeards doing magick, but there are big religions that do animal sacrifice, and they should fawken stop IMO.

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[deleted]•

I see you're also gonna need a "girdle of lyons skin". Let's face it, most of our primitive beliefs were not animal friendly. And you're right, some of these beliefs are still around, as seen in Nepal.

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finrollerOP•

This isn't really primitive though. Wouldn't faux skin do? I don't think the sacrifice is the point in there but looking cool when the demon arrives?

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[deleted]•

According to the text the "lyon girdle" is supposed to wrap around the bronze vessel that holds it. Makes sense, don't want your demon escaping from some shitty, weak-ass regular leather strap. Remember; Safety First !

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madbubersMODvegan 3+ years•

Removed for violating rule 5 - non-vegan posts.

Check our wiki for more information.

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finrollerOP•

Huh? It's obviously a vegan post. A lesser discussed matter at that.

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