[Grathoff] Rusty Kuntz is back as first base coach. Matheny said he spent a lot of time with Kuntz this year.
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twitter.comPosted Dec 5, 2019, 8:46 PM UTC
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twitter.comMatheny said he spent a lot of time with Kuntz this year
That doesn’t seem like a very Christian thing to do, Mike.
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Unless he's a gynecologist.
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In med school I was told by a friend that his wife wouldn't let him become an ob/gyn because of her Christian faith.
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Look at this guy over here with his fancy book learning, bet he knows plussing and minusing too!
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What a shameful level of ignorance
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More like jealousy masked as ignorance, lady just didn't want her husband looking at other snatches
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Or went on holiday to Australia.
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T.I. has entered the chat
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Mike Pence: "I stay as far away from Kuntz as possible."
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This is one reason why we wanted Doug Fister on the team, for photo ops like this.
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Obligatory "I hardly know er" post
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Kevin "I can't believe I screwed this up so bad, I have such a pit in my stomach and it doesn't go away, it just hurts all the time and I hate this feeling so much, I'd do anything to take it all back, I just wish I hadn't" Huerter
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Fister and Furbush
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But he doesn’t just fist!
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holy shit, i've never seen that second one before lmao
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I was going to say, I’ve seen the Konerko one a lot but not that one. I can’t believe it’s real
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That bullpen wasn't stacked with good arms, it was stacked with memes.
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A classic from Cricket
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You can't make this shit up lmao
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I love how "Dick Pole", "Johnny dickshot" and "Ned Yost" are im the "people also searched for" when you Google Rusty Kunt.
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Dick Pole is 69 years old
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Nice
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Pete LaCock
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Rusty Kuntz got a Yost infection
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I'm sorry, did you mean Ugly Dickshot?
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I will never not laugh at his name.
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I hope the entire team gets a tetanus shot.
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That is the most unfortunate name in the history of baseball and probably everything else.
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Perhaps you've never heard of the NASCAR driver named Dick Trickle?
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Wisconsin short track legend Dick Trickle!
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Everywhere short-track legend Dick Trickle. That dude cleaned up everywhere he raced. He literally made more money crushing local short tracks than most guys made in Winston Cup in the era he was running.
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48-year-old Rookie of the Year Dick Trickle!
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aw man I remember when Dan Patrick ALWAYS mentioned on SportsCenter where Dick Trickle finished in a NASCAR race
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If by unfortunate you mean greatest, then yes, you are correct.
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Not baseball, but Dick Butkis has to be the worst.
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I bet everyone thinks the worst part of Rusty Kuntz’ name is Kuntz, but IMO it’s Rusty. The word Rusty is one of the last things you want to see before the word Kuntz.
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only a week every month or so
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cries in Rusty Wallace
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Except Dick Butkis might rip your heart out and eat it in front of you if you said that to him.
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A Dick Paradise sounds better than Rusty Kuntz.
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Sounds like a softcore porn star.
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R.A. Dickey just can't compete.
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The Jays starting staff one year consisted of Dickey, Wang and Johnson.
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The B-Jays.
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Idk man, Steve Kerr named his son Nick. I’d really love to know the story there
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What about L.J. Hoes?
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HoF name
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Great hair too
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Does the carpet match the drapes
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Heywood Jablome is rumored to be the new bullpen coach. Also under consideration are Jack Meoff and Watson Herbusch
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When i first made a Microsoft account as a teenager i didn’t want to put my real name, so i used Heywood Jablowme as my name. A couple years later i realized that all the Microsoft word documents i turned in as homework assignments were owned by Heywood Jablowme and was mortified that all my high school teachers saw it.
Oh well.
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If it's any consolation, your teachers probably didn't know how to view the metadata.
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I still have his rookie card, proudly displayed next to Dick Pole.
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P H R A S I N G
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Is he related to the great Harry Kuntz ??
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Who is that? Baseball reference doesn't show anything.
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Thought this was r/fakebaseball for a second
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Well I guess this is stealth good news about his eyesight then!
When he stepped down because he was having trouble seeing foul balls, I figured that was it for him being on the field ever again.
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yessssss
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Well that's just the greatest baseball name ever. Sorry Rollie Fingers
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Dick Pole would like a word
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I don’t understand why the Royals would want him. I’d have thought they would prefer Virgin Kuntz over used Rusty Kuntz
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There’s a beautiful picture of the Royals playing the White Sox, showing the backs of three guys’s jerseys standing near 1st base. The three names in order were “Konerko Getz Kuntz”.
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Matheny knows how to work with Kuntz, eh?
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Lot of former Cardinals on that list.
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I was thinking the same. You think we can get them to take McCarver?
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But then how will we know that whoever scores the most runs will win the game?
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The legendary Scottish vaginal plastic surgeon: McCarver Kuntz
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u/thorsgrundle maybe its a sign
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"Real" baseball Rusty Kuntz comeback? I sleep.
Wake me up when the MLR Rusty Kuntz comes back.
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Love me some Rusty Kuntz
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Next up, Ben Dover. Then Mike Ock takes over
Don’t forget Al Coholic.
Mike Hunt is coming, too
Hearing rumors of Rudolph Von Fuckface becoming team doctor
with a subtle name like that, i can't understand why he isn't the team doctor already
Don’t forget that new Japanese player, Yuri Tarded
LOL!!!
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Is there a Seymour here? Seymour Butz?
That’s the actual name of the sheriff of Aiken County, South Carolina.
There was a baseball coach where I live named Mike Hunt. He was the biggest and angriest man I’ve ever met. If you ever called him anything other than coach hunt he’d scream in your face for hours. I’ve always wondered if his parents just hated him or if they were really just that oblivious.
I went to high school with a Mike Hunt.
Don't forget about Mike Hawk
I. Bitchyakokov.
Luv Cox? I just made that one up. Is it good? 😳
Hearing Jim Nasium and Pete Zoria also.
Is he friends with Al Dente?
Barry McCockinner and Haywood Jablome reporting for duty.
Vietnamese pitcher Phuck Yu warming up in the bullpen.
With Chinese Taipei pitcher Harry Wang right next to him
And don't forget the closer, I.P. Freeley.
With the team trainer, Dr. Sum Ting Wong
Phuck yu and phuck me!
https://imgur.com/gallery/7lZwLKc
Followed by Pat McGroin
Tough scene
Oh and here comes Dick Lovelady out of the bullpen. Kuntz gives him the ball after the other guys were tossed
Very nice.
Thank you. I was scared I would click this and it would be just serious talk. Don't ever change, Redditors!
I think I world embrace the shit out of the name if I were him. Oh the fun that could be had
Don't forget the hitting coach, Hugh Jass
Lou Sanus is in the running.
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Shit if we're just gonna use completely nonsense names it might as well be Fuckety Fuckfuckandfuck
Sounds like a law firm!
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE THE SCHOOL COUNSELOR?