When CD1 hits and your pretendancy is over

*sad clown noises*
When CD1 hits and your pretendancy is over

Posted Dec 6, 2019, 12:43 AM UTC

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sunflowergirl233•

Pretendancy 😂

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Sp00kyW0mbOPqueen of the infernals•

I cannot take credit! The word comes from u/-breadstick-!

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sunflowergirl233•

Well they are a genius. I am currently one week pretendant.

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-breadstick-•

My legacy lives on! 😂

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coldthatthought•

You're a genius. Using this forever.

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effyocouchP.C.O. Shit•

Yeah I’m definitely using this now. Thank you 😂😂

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Ouroborus13•

I’ve had at least 30 of those!

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spillyjilly•

Pretendancy--love it!

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LeChatN0irPositively negative•

Heyyyy CD1 over here! Can I order one of those crushers? It would get regular use!

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trij88•

Oh Spooky, I was so sad to check your chart this morning and finally see CD1. I had all my fingers crossed for you. Hugs lady. You don't deserve to be stuck on this stupid merry-go-round.

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Sp00kyW0mbOPqueen of the infernals•

Aww thanks Trij. It’s so much easier for me not to test and just wait for blood so that I can milk the feelings as long as possible. We aren’t really trying anymore but since we had good timing I was slightly hopeful. Very dumb idea.

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trij88•

I'm with you there on not testing. I'd rather hang on to just a little bit of hope.

And you guys really had such good timing! Sigh. My heart hurts for you. Life is unfair.

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evergreen_dreaming•

Sorry Spooky. 💕

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xseethestarsP.C.O. Shit•

Sorry to hear that! 💕 (but I also feel this on a spiritual level. That was me this week, after no period since mid-September 😑)

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Daisy_Girl7965•

Love this line of convo 🙂. Sorry about your CD1...I’m awaiting mine, but can’t even pretendancy a lil bit as We were living with parents and moving this cycle 👎🏻. Is “pretend pretendancy” a thing, or is that too far down the wormhole? My pms symptoms have been so strong and pregnancy-like I actually had to ask my hubby to make sure I wasn’t crazy in thinking we hadn’t done and homework this month LoL.

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amugglestruggle•

Oh man. Pretendancy is such a good word for what hubby and I are doing right now 😂😭 we had sex everyday for 2 weeks and I'm on clomid and know for a fact I ovulated. I'm not supposed to be hopeful, but xnzmdbakbsowhxoqbs. Period is due in 3 days and I'm not ready for this pretendancy to be over.

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