Not only do you get peace forever, you also get a free meal. Sounds like a win win to me

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XtremeCloud66•

why

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ZombieAndy88310•

Cause you take the kids meal.

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XtremeCloud66•

But the kid tastes better

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ZombieAndy88310•

Yeah I guess it would be better to eat his meat

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Prometheushunter2•

Especially the kidneys

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zolowo•

Or the kid

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ideas52•

Gr8 b8 m8

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[deleted]•

Gets better when the mom responds with "hallelujah!"

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sry-im-alive•

The tears are just seasoning

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sbcloatitr•

Yeah, I'm leaving this sub

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zolowo•

WHAT

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party_walrus•

it’s like this post got less and less funny as I read it

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PewDyePie•

then you slide ya pp in

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RepostSluethBot•
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Thx...

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RepostSluethBot•

No problem

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therockbs•
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23jfrench•

Peace sends you to heaven as he’s cremated and you’ll never see his grave again

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GlacierWolf8Bit•

Then you go to his funeral and knock over the vase, achieving maximum peace.

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danieltan1502•

Well, he sure is resting in peace

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Born_To_Be_Lewd•

The peace intensifies even more. As the child's parents fall into a deep depression and off themselves. Thus preventing them from having another annoying children.

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bballkj7•

.....and all the blood 🩸pours out of the child’s head before the ambulance can arrive 😏😏😏😍😍👍🏻☠️💯💯💯

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