we are such creepers. Maybe I can help you. PM me if you want me to dredge up the internet.

I remember once having a crush on a girl at work and trying my damndest to find her facebook/myspace/pictures/status to no avail with my mightiest and most powerful googlefu techniques. Might be hard to believe, but some people just don't have an online presence. I find it hard to believe because this girl was really friendly, so she was bound to have friends who were on facebook. 

I like to people watch anonymous crowds of people but it moved over into online creeping. Is there a lot of redditors that do this?

Then I think a private detective can easily find 10 times more on a person and I feel pity for the person I'm creeping on.

DAE online sleuth random online usernames and people they know in person?