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When I was four I claimed I was the Green Power Ranger. If only Fox News had backed me up

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ABCosmos•

"well Jesus he had a rough but kind face" "A smile that lit up the heavens" He sounds like hes reading a script.

Also he seems entirely unimpressed with heaven.

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ChimpGuevara•

If i die on an operating table and then brought back i will tell them i saw Thor and try to get on fox

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Metaphoricalsimile•

Fox News: Fake and Bullshit.

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CTFOOP•

So newsflash people: Jesus is real, he has sea-blue eyes and he's got a smile that lights up the world!
Next, I'd like to ask him what the holy ghost looks like.

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_JimmyJazz_Existentialist•

just ask the mormons who's pure

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DreadTaco•

blue eyes must be pretty common in palestine...

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[deleted]•

I had an intense urge to downvote this, despite it not being your fault. (don't worry, I didn't). I just want to express my extreme discontent with humanity somehow.

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...I think that will do.

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abk0100•

What you were feeling was empathy. Us atheists have the unique trait of wanting to spare other people from torment, like watching this video.

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whoami9•

ARE YOU SAYING A 4 YEAR OLD CHILD IS LYING!?!?!

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