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Posted Dec 16, 2019, 6:07 AM UTC

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sairmc🌯🤰•

Well, she’s right that she’s not great at decorating.

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sunflower53069•

The bathroom is a weird place to put that. Maybe she should make her wedding dress into a shower curtain to go with the theme?

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beepbop21•

LOL! I spit out my coffee on that one!!

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orange_vodjuicekaMiss Understood•

And her veil could be made into matching hand towels!

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perpetually_single14Indica Sativa Seewald•

His and Hers towels 😁

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Ks26739Jills thrift store barbie hair•

Is that her wedding bouquet? And her fucking unity candle or whatever? Above a bathtub you say? Im all about this as decor honestly. It (can be) sentimental and meaningful. HOWEVER..maybe somewhere in your bedroom. Or with the harps or something. The bathroom makes it seem like its just some garbage from Ross that you're throwing the extra bathroom so its not totally naked.

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Cosmic_Owls•

I totally get you on the sentimental thing. I pressed and framed some of my wedding arrangements and hung them in our bedroom. This just looks like some strange altar to the life Jill could have had. RIP legit medical career.

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AugustWestwardwe can always count on in you•

Pressed and put in a book or framed is the way to go with flowers. This looks like it'll just collect dust. I think "never display dead flowers unless they are crushed up in a bowl as potpourri" is a good rule of thumb

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DarbyWalnuts•

She put it above the bath tub for some reason? How soon before it gets mildewed or knocked into the body soup?

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blueontheledge•

In remembrance of my nephew Asa

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Lavenderfullmoon•

🎈

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shakis123•

(That’s a balloon for symbolism.)

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pawsofftherizotto•

This appears behind you if you say ‘Pinterest’ three times in the mirror

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BryceCanYawnBankruptcy for Kindergartners 👧🏻 📖•

I clicked away before your comment registered. I came back and hunted it down just to make sure you got your well-deserved upvote.

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lexia1988Jill's Biblical Kama Sutra Book 📚👉🏼👌🏼•

Classy!

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reversetwinkiexx•

This looks like funeral decor.

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helloreddit32156719 raids and counting •

It must be matching her mood.

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Technobliss77•

👀 Shit looks like something you find in the woods before you find the Coven. 🧹🧙‍♀️

Damn Jill! Just buy something at Dollar Tree.

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Needlebow(legit)•

Hopefully Jill did find it outside the local coven lol... Maybe, she IS breaking away.

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Molinero54•

Goes with the rest of your cream of beige interiors, Jill

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thetwoofthebestsims 3 100 baby challenge but IRL•

At very brief first glance, part of it looked like a dead bird to me

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heysmilinstrange•

Our young horse girl has morphed into a goth teen.

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Needlebow(legit)•

They grow up so fast. #Gothmom

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cultcorduroycommunion alfredo•

i was inspired by fire hazards

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feelingmyage•

That stuff is going to have dust glued to it from the steam from the tub and shower. Also mildew. Yuck.

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MotherofGiGi•

"I light a candle for my dead marriage whenever I bathe".

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ExactPanda•

She tries so hard, but gets it so wrong every time

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JammersBoBammers•

This is the Cream of Crap of decorating.

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Needlebow(legit)•

Don't give her any ideas, Jill might start "antiquing" best value soup cans with teabags, filling them with dead flowers and putting them on shelves.

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redditoranna•

“I’m not that great at decorating”

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Mandy0808•

You liked it OP? 🤨

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-Em-•

Looks more like a Halloween decoration...Symbolism for Jill’s nightmarish marriage?

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