Scientists invent a 'Necromantic Fuel Cell' that generates power from people spinning in their graves. Which dead people are able to generate the most power?
Posted Dec 16, 2019, 9:03 PM UTC
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That guy that discovered the world was round using some mud and sticks
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Pretty much any poet in the entire history of poetry. Hearing all those English classes tear apart your work looking for hidden meaning must be more hellish than actually being in Hell.
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The founding fathers of America, who tried to found a country on solid moral ground. Every time that debt calculator adds another thousand, spin spin spin. We have alot of great things here, but they'd still be spinning plenty.
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They also increase in speed everytime the US government wipes their ass with the Bill of Rights
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The bill of what? Oh...that Biblically based freedom and equality thing? /S
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George Washington enslaved hundreds of human beings but sure the national debt is what takes away his belief in our "solid moral ground" 🙄
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Why would George Washington spin in his grave over his own slaves? I answered OPs post, and I don't think we are talking about the travesty of this generation actually thinking people of color weren't people at all. What they percieved as solid moral ground is what they founded the nation on, and they wouldn't like most of the ways we have changed it...that's all the post I about
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Finally, a humorous and thought-provoking post that isn't a constant repost.
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Sucmi pp
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Who's sucmi?
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A relative of joe, a friend of deaze.
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Wait, isn't he a brother of Mike?
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Yes you could say part of the Harry family...
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A small child maybe a baby, you could spin them easier as they weigh less.
There always one...