Deep frying is unhealthy, evil, and delicious. I need some good unhealthy deep frying ideas for my new deep fryer.

Done the fries and cheese sticks, and will do onion rings. Vegetarian in the house, so can't contaminate the oil with meat items.

Thinking of making doughnuts, elephant ears, or funnel cakes next, but I'm open to other things. Deep fried candy bars might be enough to do me in permanently though.