egg🥚bandit
Posted Dec 20, 2019, 4:37 AM UTC
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Can I offer you an egg in this trying time?
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Give him the egg you cruel bastard
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Mission failed we’ll get them next time
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Where's Danny DeVito when you need him?
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The struggle is real!
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[ arches head back in agony ] whyy soo crewl!
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Obviously still a small kit. 😊 An older raccoon would think "If I climb onto the table, it'll be a snap to get it."
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That is NOT a Joanna egg!
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When you try your best but you don’t succeed
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Eggcelant trashy panda
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The best security system is apparently other eggs.
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When God made racoons, "huehue, they're gonna love these little fuckers"
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Hep that baby!
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Give him the damn egg he needs it for da chonky figure
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Oh man they’re trying so hard.