36 [M4F] #Denver let me cum down your chimney, I've got a real nice stocking stuffer... That's all the puns I've got

But for real, maybe a few more.... make my Christmas Merry and bright. Swallow my yule log and be my ho ho ho. 36 y/o Colorado native, 6'4" 235lbs fit and tattooed with a well trimmed beard... Let's end 2019 with a bang.