merry christmas /r/nrl
:) have a good 1
Posted Dec 24, 2019, 1:03 PM UTC
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I’m pretty shit at a lot of things, but one thing I can do is make a glazed ham.
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I feel dirty upvoting a bronco but that's one fine looking ham, good job m8...happy holidays and all that ya filthy animal
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Nice steamed hams.
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That's so sexy. What's yoúr secret
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1 jar of apricot jam, three tablespoons of dijon mustard & three tablespoons of brown sugar.
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Fuck yeah
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Looks juicy
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Ham and prawns are a must have. Everyone does something different but I’ve yet to go to a Christmas lunch without ham and prawns.
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Hope everyone has a better christmas than my neighbour who showed up at 730 this morning after his wife gave him divorce papers as a present 😬
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Fucking OOF.
At least he's free now I guess.
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Its more that she wanted to be free + get half a fortune + keep seeing her boyfriend and her few friends with benefits... yeah, classy bird that one
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Fuck, that's rough. Poor bastard.
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Yeah hes currently being consoled by a 2 year old. Gunna be a rough few months for him
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To get divorce papers they'd have to have been officially separated for 12 months first.
So I doubt he didn't see it coming already.
You don't just serve divorce papers unexpectedly in Australia.
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She didnt hand him literal divorce papers. She said she wants a divorce, get out of the house, etc etc. Figure of speech
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There's two sides to every story, we don't know what he might have done but without more context it's so fucked up. And if there's nothing else to it I hope she gets two thirds of fuck all from the split. What a mole.
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Merry Christmas ya filthy animals
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Was gonna post this but you beat me to it by 16 hours see ...
1, 2 , 10 and a happy new year !!
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Merry xmas have good one get pissed get amongst the family domestics enjoy..
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Merry Christmas to all you beautiful people.
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And what about the rest of us?
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Let’s get drunk
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Merry Christmas boys and girls
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Merry Xmas everyone.
Robot Santa has checked his list and you've all been very naughty, very naughty indeed.
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Merry Christmas and a happy new year to all...
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Merry Christmas to all
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Merry Christmas my dudes. Another year of fun and love; this year in particular I’m more thankful than ever for r/nrl, for introducing me to some of the greatest people I’ve ever met (and one very special person indeed 🥰)
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Merry Christmas!
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merry xmas cunts.
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Merry Christmas ya filthy animals
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Merry Christmas y'all.
Stay safe, look after each other, some other pithy comment, don't drink too much (what even is too much though??)
Seriously though, look after yourselves, I want to see each and every one of you report for sledging duty on March 12 - NO EXCEPTIONS. 💜💜💜💜
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Merry Christmas all. Enjoy whatever you're doing and pray for rain
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Nothing like waking up at 5 so the kids can open their Santa gifts. Will be a slightly sad Xmas when the eldest out grows Santa, and that not too many Xmas away now.
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One of mine is 9 yrs and still wants to hang on to pretending he's real. Knows plenty of evidence that he's not but still likes leaving carrots out and stuff like that. Good luck keeping the magic going and merry Xmas happy holidays to everyone.
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Our eldest is 10. If she is anything like me she'll keep her mouth shut for her younger siblings the pressies. I got away with that until I was highschool
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Lol. Exactly I think that's the main motivation!
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We have a rule that you have to believe to receive...
My brothers and I are in our mid 20s and we still believe, so we still receive our stockings from Santa.
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Is this Jai Arrow's Reddit account, still trying to distract people from the fact that he's dipped?
In all seriousness, enjoy your Christmas fellas, and appreciate having your friends and family around 🎅
Sidenote: I woke up to a cold this morning, so whoever got me sick at my retail job, fuck you 🎁
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Merry Christmas all. Hope you stay safe with all the bush fires around.
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Dont tell me what to do
Don’t you dare tell me how to live my life ever again