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vfig

Hey, noukherne! You are a good man. Buy my bull!

Hey, noukherne! You are a good man. Buy my bull!

Posted Dec 24, 2019, 2:20 PM UTC

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smokeyphil•

But I don't even have a house, where would I put it?

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vfigOP•

Pay me now, and I'll bring it to your place later. There'll come a day when you'll be grateful to me!

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smokeyphil•

Fuck I walked into that didn't I take your 300 coins.

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vfigOP•

You believed me, and for that, you'll be rewarded. Mother Boddho and Suok be my witnesses.

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NetrobHaruspex•

I find it pretty curious that you can't kill the bull and butcher it. Sure, Haruspex's belief system probably wouldn't allow it and the whole town would most likely be breaking his door down the moment he touched it, but you know what the say about desperate times. But the interaction with the man who sells you the bull is super wholesome and lighthearted compared to the rest of the game.

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vfigOP•

Did you try? It didn’t even cross my mind (I guess I was never quite desperate enough!). I’ve seen two LPers who voiced the thought aloud, but didn’t try to do it. It would be fitting, albeit tragic, if Burakh, frantic with hunger, could turn his questionable investment into four juicy steaks…

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cocainess•

Freaking marketing, man.. couldn't get rid of this annoying salesman. Bought the bull so he would leave me alone. "Yeah this place is a secret place, so I will be able to work in peace." Next day the whole town is knocking on my doors

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vfigOP•

The Khatangher know where you live. Sahba-ötün speaks to her people. They need a menkhu, so they need to know how to find you.

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cocainess•

I'll remember these words to piss off the Bachelor in the future

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Effusus•

I bought the bull

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vfigOP•

Bayarlaa. You won't regret this.

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goodshitposts•

He's a surly one 😍😍

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vfigOP•

Take him for two hundred. It's a good bull. Be khara, it'll be useful to you.

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GenuineCulter•

Ain't nothing bad ever happened on this bull.

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vfigOP•

Eh, kharaldaa, I'd rather not have it at all. Perhaps there won't be a scary day in my life, then.

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